I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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