how can u be prego again
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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