I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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