I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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