I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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