I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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