omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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