I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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