Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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