3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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