i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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