but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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