I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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