it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
And then he peed in my hair
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