So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize