I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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