I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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