And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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