he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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