I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
you never un-have a 4some
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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