I just pynch a tree in the face
I don't think brook has ever known best
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Be still, my beating vagina.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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