I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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