That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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