No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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