so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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