she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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