Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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