im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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