These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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