i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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