Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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