So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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