I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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