Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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