I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
