i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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