Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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