Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
