I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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