There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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