Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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