that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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