You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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