This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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