you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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