you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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