Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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