So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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