does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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