You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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