CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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