I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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