she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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