You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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