You can't special order awesome
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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