i just google imaged poop.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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